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is what happens when a post-ironic YouTube video is granted a wish to become a real boy. Moonlighting as a yuppie VR evangelist / antique bookseller, podcasting is his true life’s passion as of like a month ago.

Turn-ons: Movies he saw when he was younger, long crawls through shallow water along the beach (like a sea turtle), & hyper-specific meme pages.


is quick with a joke or to light up your smoke, if by “smoke” you mean “entire whole life”. They got into podcasting after realizing that the medium was perfect for passive media consumption that wouldn’t interfere with speed-running MegaMan 3.

Species: Human
Rating: SICK